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Share Your Funniest Dirty Riddles - Rother - 18-09-2025

Hey everyone,
We all know riddles can be clever, tricky, and sometimes even a little… dirty (but in a playful way ?). These aren’t the kind of riddles you’d share in school — they’re the ones with cheeky double meanings that make people laugh once they realize the clean answer.
Here are a couple to get things started:
Riddle 1:
What’s long, hard, and full of seamen?
Answer: A submarine.
Riddle 2:
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: A towel.
Riddle 3:
What four-letter word starts with “F” and ends with “K,” and if you can’t get it you have to use your hand?
Answer: Fork. ?
Dirty riddles are perfect for parties, game nights, or just for breaking the ice in a fun conversation. If you’ve got some good ones, drop them below — but keep them clever and cheeky, not offensive.
Let’s see who can share the funniest dirty riddle!